laurelpants

i got to school early today!
i woke up at 6:40 and my mom decided that i'mlate because i straighten my hair, so she took the straightner away but i have another so i just used that one. my hair didn't really stay straight, but it never does so wateva. but she also took my ipod away because i've got bad grades and don't do my chores, so clearly its the ipods fault. i was complaining about not having it cause i was to have a test in latin, and then the rest of the goddamn block off, so i thought my day would suck.
i got to school and went over to amanda and her friend, who's name i couldn't remember at the time. and then we started talking about names and she was like "nobody has my name!" and i asked her what her name was, without thinking how weird that would sound, and she wa slike "did you really just ask me that?" it was really funny, and at that point i knew my day wouldn't be bad.
some girl from lisa's latin class was sitting behind me for the test, and i wanted to punch her. she was talking into my shoulder, i could feel her breath, and she wasn't even talking to me, she was talkign to marshall who doesn't reside near my shoulder. the test was pretty easy really, but i didn't really know any of the last few questions, so i guessed. after the test, i asked mrs. harvin if i could go outside and she let me do so. i sat outside and realized i didn't have the pencil i needed to draw, someone stole it from me wtf stealing pencils must be the new thing cause i'm always losing those pencils D:< when i was outside, i ended up changing a picture almost completely, but now its cool so yeah. mrs. harvin liked it, and that made me feel pretty good. i have to color it.
YKNOW WHAT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD? my creativity. its really not THAT great, cause i draw a lot of the same themed shit and that kind of bugs me, but when i'm required to be creative in a class, i can usually do it. and in english my sonnet and bookmark are being displayed in taht case outside the classroom.
in math i payed attention because i really need to pass the fcat. mrs. parke doesn't really care if you switch your seats around, and i got kind of sad when clay left our row. i don't even talk to him really, just if i pass papers back and its just like 'i won't give you a paper cut today, i promise' i just like talking to someone i guess, cause i have no friends
third block i had nothing to write with, i lost my pencil in math. i forgot what fallow meant and that pissed me off, i still haven't looked it up.. then we watched the odyssey, i like the movie in all honesty, and the kids near me anger me cause they're like 'this sucks! ahahhaha' dumbfucks>_>
lunch was nice, even though laura wasn't here today. christian and jessie were like 'she's sick and wants you to call her' and i didn't call her during lunch. i got sidetracked by jessie's hair, it looks really good and makes me want to cut my bangs again. it was funny cause she shouted my name and it just reminded me of a movie, because her voice was so amplified, i heard it clearly o-o and i wasn't even paying attention. she had to give me a dollar in the line cause the lunch ladies suck and don't tell you shit. i feel really bad because i don't really know what to talk about with her, but i don't really know what to talk about with a lot of people so i end up complaining or telling them random shit that's just pointless. michael points that out to me all the time, and its something i really don't like about myself. jessie also gave antonio 3 dollars, and i learned that he's a 'half vegetarian' so i ate his pepperonis.
kids are giving raven 'love letters' but its really just about her vagina, she was showing me them on our way to tv production. in tv production, we kind of moved where we sit and i sat down in my special chair and looked at blake, at what he was writing, and then i saw some like blinding whiteness and then blue underwear. i was like 'WHATTHEFUCKO_O" and it turns out, he ripped his pants right next to his penis, which is 6 inches long. it was really hard not to just look down after that, cause it was so weird. we kept making jokes and it was really awesome. raven started doing weird shit, like always and taht was awesome too. she did a kartwheel into the table and it was the greatest thing i've ever seen happen in that class. her foot just SLAMMED on the table, and nobody saw it but me, blake and apparently clay who keeps looking at me. then i told her to tuck tommy's jacket into her pants because she was being the teacher and she sat on top of a chair really weirdly positioned, and started reading to us, and then tommy, some kid, some jew, and zach walked by and saw her and all of their faces were like the emote on msn 'OMGWTF' and that was amazing :'DD i started laughing and everyone was like 'uh...?' raven's so funny xD we started talking about music, and blake was arguing with clay about some band that wasn't techno and then they were like 'screamo is shit' and i was like 'DUDE I LIKE IT D:<' to which they were like 'fuck you' (basically) so then i explained how i was really intense and had to listen to intense music all the time and they were like 'you laugh all the time, and you wear shoes with flowers on them' so i guess i'm not intense, but i still like that intense music time to time dAwg~ my gave me a dollar, so we got a soda and lisa. she gave me her ipod and i like freaked out when i saw she had panic at the disco on there, I LOVE THAT BAND, SO MUCH. and i feel really cool that lisa downloaded their album and now amanda has a song of theirs on her page, i'm so cool. apparently pokemon is on the school computers, and they were like "HEY LAUREL, POKEMON OVER HEREEEE" cause i used to play pokemon in class like errday. raven asked sean about the sores on his lips and he was like 'sucking man dick, yknow' crazykid. i took a quiz with half of a black crayon, and i thought i looked really emo. cause emo kids like crayons and black and shit. clay kept playing my tetris and looking at what i was listening to, and forgetting about the hold on lisa's ipod, which was funny. i've got a feeling about clay, and i don't really like that he's taken an interest in me, or at least that's how i'm seeing it. i just dont want to think about it, but i keep thinking about it which is not cool.
after the bell rang, i almost passe dup amanda, again. why do i keep doing that? for fuck sake, she was wearing 'i leaf canada' today and she's got a middle part. AMANDA STICKS OUT LIKE A RAINBOW ZEBRA, no jokes to her sexuality there. she told me about antonio shaving his stomach when i finally got on the phone with laura, the first thing i said into the phone was 'DID YOU HAVE SEX?' really loud, because i lover laura conway, dearly. i made antonio show me his tummy, which was pretty hilarious. that shits going to burn so bad soon ahahahaha. amanda didn't take me to tropical smoothie, but i went to amy's and met up with lisa and antonio. my mom was like 'you're not going to amy's.' 'no, not a person named amy. the place at the corner' '...you're not going' so i went anyway, cause she works in fort pierce~ antonio opened the back of the semi truck and holy shit it was really cool. i ran along the perimeter of it like 3 times and then he locked us in, which was scary. we went to amy's with my tea, pretzels and $11. i like hanging out with antonio, he makes funny faces and he's just entertaining. lisa and i were really disappointed in his reaction to the wheat grass, he just downed it and that was it. he didn't even really drink any tea. i left them without saying bye and without taking my picnic blanket, which i really hope isn't still in that field. i got kind of upset and felt like a bad friend, but its alright cause i'm a spectacular friend and really funny.

AND FINALLY, i just have to add this because its just really funny i think.


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