laurelpants

when I got home from school, I thought about how the body actually does this and it really intrigued me. I think shitting is one of the most interesting thing I do. Not to mention, my bowels looked awfully strange. Yes, I inspect my poo.

I'm talking to Connor Spotts on MySpace, and I'm really glad I have someone to talk to who greatly appreciates tetris just like me. The lame part is, we could have discussed this when I still lived in Florida, when I saw her on Wednesdays. Oh well, she's scene and that freaks me out.
Anyway, today was super fun, ohyeah.
In the morning, Carina came complaining about how bad she looked, but she didn't really look bad. I kept coming up with really corny compliments and it was really fun. Murphy and Jarrel were at Jarrel's locker, and Carina was like "LOOK, YOU'RE TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE!" This is not the case, I do like the both of them, but my two favorite people are my mom and Laura. Then Raven, and then Karen O. She is fourth on my list only because I think maybe putting Karen Orzolek as my ultimate favorite person is pretty bad.
She's probably not even my fourth favorite person, considering we've never met. But I really fucking love Karen O, and I would gladly have a sex change in hopes she'd become highly attracted to my transvestite self.
And soooo Murphy and Jarrel walked over to us and I asked them if they could tell Carina was wearing only one earring. They could not, and they used sarcasm in answering my question. I hate that I always do that, ask things about Carina in front of them. It makes me feel bad, but its all I know what to do. I hate not knowing what to say to interesting people. Ramblerambleramble. Jarrel made fun of me for liking Camel Crushes, and said that Marlboro Red's are where its at. He's fucking crazy. I almost started speaking highly of Djarum Blacks, but held back only because I didn't want them to think they were missing out on something goo0od -Which they of course are, but they don't need to know that. Murphy's hairspray was in Jarrel's locker, which I thought was really weird, and he let Carina use it for her hair o-o Why the fuck she uses hairspray is beyond me, but whatever floats her boat man, whatever floats her boat. So then when they left I got really sad, but they did walk in the opposite direction so they made a special trip to talk to us for about a minute. Cool guys! No but really, I felt appreciated. World history was so much fun >_> Next quarter I'm switching to honors, but only if I can keep my schedule the same doing so. In journalism nothing happened, I had so much fun. In novel we read again, which is always something I enjoy doing. I just finished the online quiz I was supposed to take. Shakespeare wrote 37 novels, did you know that? They were really plays, and then converted into novels. I don't remember learning anything about Shakespeare. Shakespeare reminds me of Lisa's shirt, and Jessie's immense hatred for him.
In English we took a quiz or test on quotes, and I didn't know any of it. Its not common sense, I learned that out of it at least. At the end of the hour I went to the Guidance Office because I was summoned by the almighty Gods. One of the counselors wanted me to talk to this girl in my art class and let her sit with me and Carina at lunch. I felt bad saying no, but I explained to the kind woman that I was also new and didn't know anyone. I had one friend, and we didn't have much in common, and so I didn't think inviting some freshman girl was going to help anyone. I did tell her that I'd talk to her in art when I get there, because I usually get there first. Mrs. Kendall recommended me, and for that I felt special. In art, Derek's girlfriend came and it was just the cutest thing I've seen all year. It got really quiet in the classroom and they were just like "Hi" "Hi" and that's really all they said. It was adorable, I wish I could type it just how it happened, but I feel like I've already taken up too much space and none of you read through this with much devotion. But I really think they're cute together and should deff be in the yearbook. Deff.
In lunch this kid came up and sat with us, he's in a class with Carina and I'm just gonna guess its driver's ed because Murphy was making funny faces that I turned around for. But this kid was really creepy. I introduced myself, to be polite, and we shook hands. I really like shaking hands with people, I'm glad everyone seems to do it here. Everyone being only two people... When this kid was sitting with us it was really hard for me not to laugh, and I know it showed. I just kept turning my head toward where Murphy sits and laughed. I felt so bad, but it was just hilarious. "HEY LAUREL, how was your day?" "WELLL CARINA IT WAS JUST DANDY!" "I'm so GLAD to hear that!!" "Hey Carina, I think you look absolutely ravishing today." THen the kid agreed with me, and Carina called him ravishing too. It sounds really lame, and it was, but it was fucking funny man.
In chemistry I couldn't do the lab, and lost 20 points, whatever that means. They do all the grading by points. The only A's, B's, C's, D's or F's I'll see will be on my report card I'm pretty sure. So I'm not really sure what that means, but I think it was a big fat zero as like a test grade or something -The kids in class were pissed. We had to draw a graph in our lab notebooks and well, only five in the class did.
As I was walking to geometry I hoped to see Jarrel, but he failed to make an appearance. I was quite upset about this and thought about it all hour. I mainly just read in class, I have two days to do the one test review sheet, I'm halfway through, and I get the answers for the other packet tomorrow because of PLAN testing. All right!~!~!~!~**
After the final bell rang I walked pretty slow, hoping to see Jarrel before I got on the bus. But I always see Jarrel before I get on the bus, just not up close. He's very tall, and he seems very open. I wish I was very tall and open, or I dated someone very tall and open. THe only thing that really turns me off about Jarrel is what he wears.. He wears really bright clothing, and it hurts my eyes. I don't really like colors, I should be color blind or something. But it doesn't really matter because he looks good in what her wears. Plus, I'm not his mother and even so I don't think he'd listen to his mother about wearing different clothes. That's why I like him, because he has his own voice and he lets it be heard. He doesn't seem afraid of much, but he of course is. I don't even know anything about him. Just that he plays acoustic and electric guitar, and the drums. He loves Bright Eyes, and hardcore/techno music also. He'd do anything for his brother. He broke into that one house. He doesn't like good cigarettes. He doesn't live in the yellow house where he gets off the bus. He's kinesthetic. And he hates people in general, minus of course me, Carina, Murphy and any other people he talks to.
On the bus yesterday Carina had a headache and so she was lying against the window on the bus, and Jarrel spoke to her in a very calm voice asking her what was wrong, and wishing her well. Then he turned to the kid next to him and screamed what's up.


sweet.